Monthly Archives: April 2009

Snow White And The 7 Nerds

The class of 6AF/2009 proudly presents:

And

The 7 Dwarfs Nerds

This skit was done by my class, 6AF for the Form 6 Association Inter-Class Skit Competition. And so, the title was Snow White And The 7 Nerds, because, 6AF love studying [with the exception of me of course!]. And this is how the story goes!

Note: Dialogues and narration may differ from the actual skit.

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Scene 1

Once upon a time, there live a beautiful girl name Snow White with her evil stepmother, the Queen.

Each day, the vain Queen consulted her Magic Mirror until the Magic Mirror was bored with the Queen.

The magic quotation from the Queen will be:

Slave in the Magic Mirror, come from the farthest space. Through wind and darkness, I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face!

Waltz Disney version.

6AF version.

Magic Mirror: Haihz! Sien ah! What do you want to know my Queen?

Queen: Magic Mirror on the wall, tell me now, who is the fairest one of all!

Aiyo, everyday also the same question! Fame is thy beauty Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Though without a crown, her gentle grace was not hidden. Alas! She is more fair and beautiful than thee!

Queen: Alas for her! Reveal her name!!

Magic Mirror: Who else?! Lips as red as rose, hair black as ebony and skin as white as snow!

Scene 2

Snow White was supposed to sweep the floor. But instead, she danced with the broom, imagining that she was dancing with her Prince Charming.

The real prince came and danced with Snow White.

I love their dance! And I’m listening to the dancing song right now! 😀 😀

Oh my gawd! I love this photo a lot!! 😀 😀

This scene was ended when it began to rain.

Scene 3

The Queen then ordered her huntsman to kill Snow White.

The huntsman was very reluctant to kill Snow White as he has the biggest crush ever on her. But then, if he doesn’t kill her, the Queen will then kill him.

Snow White is negotiating with the huntsman to not kill her.

The huntsman then told Snow White to use her talent to convince him to not kill her. And so… Snow White ran away… Far, far away into the forest until she saw a quaint little cottage.

Scene 4

The 7 Nerds [Physics Nerd, Chemistry Nerd, Mathematics Nerd, Sexy Nerd, Pretty Nerd, Lazy Nerd and Sleepy Nerd] came back and was shocked to see their house lighted up.

They then began to make hypothesis based on Ohm’s Law and Aufbau’s Principle.

And they used Faraday’s Law and the Pascal Triangle way of expansion to actually conclude that someone is indeed in their house.

The 7 Nerds then decided that Snow White could stay and be their servant if she could guess their names, answer some chemistry questions, know about Newton’s Law, solve matrices, calculate the Earth’s magnetic field, pour silver nitrate out of the bottle without staining herself, do the washing and ironing and most of all:

To calculate the angle of rotation of the broom so that she could sweep the floor well. The reason? Brooms are very expensive nowadays!! 😀

Scene 5

Queen: Magic Mirror on the wall, who now is the fairest one of all?

Magic Mirror: Over the 7 jeweled hill, beyond the 7th fall, in the cottage of the 7 nerds, dwells Snow White; fairest one of all!

Queen: Snow White lies dead in the forest. The huntsman has brought me proof. Behold, her heart!

Snow White still lives… The fairest in the land… It is a heart of a pig you hold in your hand YOU STUPID QUEEN! WUAKAKAKA!

The heart of a pig?! Then I’ve been tricked!!

The Queen was furious that she was tricked by the huntsman. She then decided to disguise herself in order to kill Snow White.

The Queen drank a magic potion which tortures her upside down.

The Queen the fainted.

Scene 6

Snow White leads a happy life with the 7 Nerds. The 7 Nerds love her and she loves them! One fine day, when the 7 Nerds are leaving to school to learn the determinant of matrices, Snow White was alone at home.

She was warned by the Sexy Nerd to not sit on his chair and to not let anyone in. When they are away, Snow White was thinking about what she should prepare for dinner and she thought of pasta and pizza.

The fainted Queen woke up and prepared a Sleeping Death curse for Snow White. Will it be a rose or an apple?

Scene 7

Here’s the twist! The Queen did not transform into an old hag but a younger girl.

The Queen in disguise brought along the Poison Rose and talked Snow White into sniffing the rose and that, her wish will come true.

No apple and old hag hor.

Snow White wished that her prince will come day and the Queen rolled her eyes, for, how could her prince will come one day when her eyes will be close forever in the Sleeping Death.

Sleeping Death. No apple hor! 😀

The 7 Nerds returned from school and was shocked to see Snow White sleeping on the table and the Queen poking Snow White. The 7 Nerds then ran after the Queen.

The Queen was the shot to dead by the Nerds.

The curse was then broken by her true love kiss!

Prince Charming, Snow White and The 7 Nerds then live together, happily ever after…

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The moral of the story is [3 of them, got somemore one, lazy to upload=p]

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Credits:

Actors & Actresses:

a) Snow White: Chui San

b) The 7 Nerds

~Lazy Nerd- Thevin

~Sleepy Nerd, Choreographer- Pui Yee

~Pretty Nerd, Audio and Choreographer- Ai Wei

~Sexy Nerd- Wei Siang

~Physics Nerd- Sathiya

~Chemistry Nerd- Kee Yow

~Mathematics Nerd- Tiam Foo

c) Main Narrator: Nithiyaa

d) Second Narrator & Board Holder: Kumar

e) Huntsman: Nick Leong

f) Prince Charming, Audio: Soon Peng

g) Magic Mirror: Soon Seng

h) The Queen &  Scriptwriter- Samantha

Special Thanks To

a) Wei Qi and Kaitlyn for the crown! 🙂

b) Ai Wei for bringing the laptop

c) 6AE for the Poison Rose

d) Jien Sin, Genesis, Kok Yaw and Alma for the photos and videos

e) Kean Jie for the PA system set-up!

f) Ferlynne for helping out with the props.

g) Sin Yee for the camera

h) Puan Vasantha for going through our script

i) Cassandra for the dance song and steps

And here, I would like to express my gratitude to those who have given us their support and help but if I did not mention your name here, I’m really sorry! 😦

I hope all Form 6 of KHS has indeed enjoyed our play! 🙂

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Awards

Best Actress: Chui San [Snow White]

Chui San and I [Please excuse me, I looks bongkok and I’m not bongkok and tired here but she looks pretty right?! :D]

The best actress award goes to Chui San because she acts really, really well! 🙂 I’ve never thought that she could act until so real on stage as most of the time, she’s always doing homework =p ! You all should’ve heard how the crowd cheered and clapped for her! 😀

The dance was awesome and her voice and intonation was perfect in every scene! 🙂 She definitely make the crowd laugh and happy the whole time! 😀 My mother who watched the skit from the computer too praised Chui San! 🙂

Best Actor: Soon Seng [The Magic Mirror]

Soon Seng, Ai Wei and I.

The best actor award definitely has to go to Soon Seng! His voice was great! He has the ability to speak like a real Magic Mirror and he is a naturally talented guy on stage! 🙂

Though he is not the main actor [Got no main actor actually la], but still, he is very, very deserving of this award!! 😀 Watch and listen how the crowd pay extra attention when he is laughing at the Queen for being stupid! I remember someone telling me that a teacher in school said that Soon Seng imitated the Magic Mirror’s voice really well! 😀

Audience Favourite: Soon Peng [Prince Charming]

He is not that dark la actually! The place got not enough light!

I tell you all what, he only came out twice, once in the beginning and once in the ending and yet, the audience love him. From the video, I heard the audience cheered super loud each time he made his appearance.

And the best thing is, Miss Heng couldn’t believe her ears when we told her that Soon Peng actually danced with Chui San! Haha! Miss Heng, believe it la!! 😀

Best Narrator: Nithiyaa

She narrates the story well with the correct and perfect intonation! 😀 Her voice was loud and clear and pronounciation was perfect as well! 🙂 Nithiyaa, and you come and tell me that you are paranoid!! Haha!

You did very, very well my dear!! 🙂 -Hugs!!-

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Dearest all 6AF/2009,

I’ve never thanked all of you properly. This play, means a lot to me in many ways. It is something that I’ve never done before in my whole life. It has been such an honour to write the script and to work with all of you in this skit! 🙂

I’ve enjoyed it very, very much and will definitely treasure it for the rest of my life! 🙂 Thank you to all of you who sacrificed your time for practices and preparing the props!

No matter what, this will definitely be one the best memory that I ever had in my whole school life and would never want to trade it for anything else! To all of you out there who have supported my classmates and I in various ways, thank you.

And Kumar, I’m really sorry ’cause I couldn’t give you a role as the script was written a few days before you join us but still, thank you for your full cooperation and you are a good board holder! 🙂 Nice timing and well, simply perfect! 😀

Kumar and I.

To all 6AF/2009 again, I thank all of you sincerely from the bottom of my heart and all of you have did a great job! 🙂 I hope all of you have enjoyed this play as much as I do! 😀

-HUGS!!- 😀

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KHS Scandal Part 1

KAJANG: Breaking news from KHS Form 6 Block! A few students were reported to be having a scandal of numerous number of love triangles! Right here, we are bringing you the latest and hottest news of KHS Form 6 Block scandal!

Friendship or love triangles?

According to sources, the whole story was first started off with sparked off love feeling of Kamal towards Wei Qi.

Kamal and Wei Qi.

It has been rumoured that it was love at first sight for Kamal. Wei Qi has been rejecting Kamal for uncountable number of times for she did not think that Kamal is the one for her. Kamal was so heartbroken to the extend he dated another girl from another school with the nickname Miss A, hoping that Wei Qi will be jealous.

Miss A was deeply in love with Kamal and finally, after a few months of being together, Kamal realizes that the one that he loves is still Wei Qi alone. Kamal then left Miss A alone and continued to profess his love for Wei Qi alone.

A photo of Wei Qi found in Kamal’s wallet and handphone wallpaper.

After a few months, Kamal has finally proposed to Wei Qi to be his girlfriend but still, he was rejected. He was only accepted by Wei Qi when he finally scored A for Mathematics T Paper 1 in the recent monthly exam.

But the twist here is that, when Kamal was going after Wei Qi, he was dating with Samantha and little did Samantha know that Kamal is actually deeply and madly in love with Wei Qi.

Kamal and Samantha.

She was furious with Kamal when she knows about it from Prakash. Samantha then decided to break up with Kamal for she did not want to date with a man whose heart is with someone else. It was then Prakash decided to go after Samantha for initially, Prakash was annoyed with her for she disturbs and irritates every single day of his life.

Prakash was actually in a relationship with Jason Sim. Prakash initially had a girlfriend who goes by the name of Miss B. But Miss B then left Prakash to further her studies elsewhere. So, Prakash was so heartbroken to the extend that he decided to be a gay with Jason and LeiKen.

Jason, Prakash, LeiKen.

After spending more time with Samantha, Prakash realizes that he is actually in love with Samantha. And thus, he decided to go after her and finally, they are both together right now.

Jason is trying to win Prakash’s heart again.

LeiKen was cool enough to accept the fact that Prakash wasn’t a gay anymore and thus, LeiKen then decided to devote himself to his schoolbooks and Jason was trying to find someone else to be a gay with.

A few weeks later, Prakash was then interviewed:

Jason was so upset about it that he began to be depress. His state of depression was so bad that he was tearing all the RM5 notes that he has in his wallet.

Sage and the depressed Jason with the torn RM5 note.

When Prakash heard about Jason’s depression, he decided to visit him and Prakash felt really bad about it that he decided to spend some time with Jason till he recovered 99.99%. It was a few days later, Jason recovered by 99.98% and they both decided to sit down and have a talk.

On the other hand, Kamal too was interviewed about his past and this is the shocking part, Kamal used to be a gay with Aliff and Jason and he too, was a former member of the KHS Gay Club.

Kamal and his baby, Aliff.

Jason and Kamal.

KHS Gay Club: Aliff, Kamal, Jason, Sage.

Wei Qi was very much in love with Kamal that she accepted the fact that Kamal was once a gay.

Some time later, Kamal decided to go for a holiday at Singapore without Wei Qi and there, he met a girl who goes by the name Miss H. Miss H was then in love with Kamal that Kamal decided to date her for his holidays. After his holiday ended, he broke up with Miss H and eventually, went back to Wei Qi again.

After a few days, Kamal decided to go to Singapore again to find Miss H to explain to her that the reason that he broke up with her was because of Wei Qi. Before his departure to Singapore, he met up with Wei Qi:

While Kamal was away in Singapore, he and Wei Qi wrote love letters to each other.

But then, in Singapore, Kamal found a really nice church that he wanted to marry Wei Qi on the day itself but only to realize that Wei Qi is all the way back in Malaysia, he then proposed to Samantha but was rejected. And so, he found another girl who goes by the name of Sin Yee.

Back in Malaysia:

Many people from KHS are then interviewed:

Wei Qi was then interviewed about Kamal’s and Sin Yee’s wedding:

It was then rumoured that Kamal did went ahead to explain the whole wedding thing to Wei Qi. A few days later, in front of the national TV, Kamal proposed to Wei Qi:

Cetak rompak-ed from Taylor Swift’s song, Love Story.

The LIVE proposal and the answer is…

Aww!! =)

The reply: Yes, sure! I will rather die than not marrying you because I really love you!

In Singapore:

Meanwhile, there are many rumours that were spread around accusing that Samantha was having an affair with Kamal and Prakash was having an affair with Sin Yee and Li Suet.

So, who do you think is having an affair?

In the mean time, Wei Qi was interviewed about her feelings of not being Kamal’s wife,

Question: Why are you in love with Kamal?

Question: Don’t you think that Kamal is a playboy?

Question: Do you know that he is married to Sin Yee?

And finally, we are coming to the end of this hot sizzling news. Before we end our post, we are putting up polls for you to vote. So, think wisely before you vote! 🙂

So, now, you decide:

Kamal’s true love is?

Is this an infatuation or true love?

Kamal or Prakash is the loyal one?

You Know Its Exam In KHS When…

1. Your teacher announces it to you and your whole class responded this way, “TEACHER, WHY SO EARLY!!” and you proceed to bang your head on the table/wall/whatever you can find.

2. You tell your next door friends/whoever you can see about it and proceed to tell them, “Must study already la.” and then went back to class and began curse the lesson off.

3. Your subject teacher will constantly remind you about your exam and what’s coming out for your exam every single time he/she comes in your class and you will complain to your friends about how the teacher is stressing you out.

Quote Miss Tan, “Study… Of course you must study. Questions ah? Very easy only. Got study sure can answer one.”

4. You will do nothing about it until the day before exam if you are in the Lazy Students Association.

Something like that la.

5. You don’t want to see anyone studying near you.

6. You will walk out of your class if your whole class is studying.

7. You will relax if you are sure that you are going to fail.

Sorry ah, this is the only relaxing photo of students that I have. Sage, Sathiya and Kumar, please don’t be offended!

8. You will stress if you are sure that you want to pass and score.

Meow Wei Qi is stress!

9. You will eat in class even if it’s not even recess yet.

Proven.

10. You will eventually get bored of studying and will scribble your book like this:

Don’t know whose work is this la! =|

11. You get to see your friends who don’t go around the school with a book under their nose with a book.

12. You see different level of stress in students:

Today And The Hebdomad

As mentioned in the previous post, I will blog about exams this week! But then, there are more interesting events of my life that takes place this week, so I’ll push the post about exams next week and the post about the skeleton thingy to the week  after next.

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Today…

Eddie says hie!!

Sin Yee runs away from my camera -_-

Prakash is in a good mood  because we had our PAC [Program Anak Cemerlang, don’t ask me why is it called PAC ’cause I don’t even know why] until 9am and therefore, first two period of lesson skipped [Woohoo! No Chemistry!  Eh, don’t tell Madam Chang ah ]

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Haha! Today the Tae Kwan Do club entertained us with their demonstration although they messed up the front part a little.

Spot Meow!

Don’t know what’s his name, Wai Ken, Kean Jie, Wei Qi [Meow!!], Don’t know this guy, Show Ling

Kean Jie in action!! 😀

Meow in action! 😀 MEEEOOOOOWWWW!

I like this photo 😀

The Effect Of Learning Too Much Maths

Question: Prove that Wei Qi is The Real Meow and hence, show that The Real Meow fall in the range of belligerence and mildness.

Answer:

She bully innocent girls.

And tried to kick her even when she has done nothing wrong.

And still intend to kick her even when the poor girl is already hurt.

And is satisfied with herself. [Q.E.D/Proven]

By using Picture Number 4, the woman behind is smiling, therefore, the above photos are for illustration purpose for me to answer the above questions.

Therefore, Wei Qi is The Real Meow and fall in the range of belligerence and mildness.

Marks allocation: 12/12

Comments: Good job!

Oh. My. Gawd. LLC. Will. Be. So. Proud. Of. Me! ._.

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And the most interesting event of the week is KHS 90th Birthday!! Therefore, they have a carnival in conjuction of that and it was held on April’s Fool! [There is a big joke behind it and it will reveal later!]

This carnival is very different from all the carnivals that I’ve been to. Mainly it is because, I used to just walk around the carnivals while listening to music and buying food and then, go home.

But this time, the Form 6 are the facilitator for the games. We have to organise a game [each class one game] and explain to the kids on how they should play the game.

The photos will do all the talking now! 🙂

My class organised the sponge, pail and water game! 😀

We even have to fill up the water in the pail for them okay.

Squeeze!! 😀

Some games by 6AD.

Kean Jie and Wei Qi! 😀

Kamal, Sam, Jason.

Sage cutting apples!! 😀

Slurrrp! Watermelons! Tembikai! 😀

He went around selling mineral water from 7.30am till 12.30pm and kept on shouting:

BUY WATER! FREE BOTTLE!!

I’m sure that he studied his Pengajian Perniagaan the day before .

KHS Rihanna male version 😀

Stalls! 😀

The Find The Sweets In Flour game by 6AG.

KHS Rihanna wannabe contest.

Mine 😀

Wei Qi’s 😀

Sin Yee’s 😀

Meow complained that her nasi lemak egg is extra small, sambal, ikan bilis, cucumber and kacang are extremely little. Meow, they don’t like you that’s why! Hahaha!

Happy Sam! 😀 Photo by Wei Qi!! 😀

Hak Seh Wui [Ahli kongsi gelap] meeting.

Puan Fam, Leong, Eric [Is that his name?!] and Jason picnicking! 😀

Kean Jie preparing for his ballet performance! Eh, no la, Tae Kwan Do 😀

We tried to take a photo of our jumping shadows =S

KHS Tae Kwan Do advertisment! 😀

Chen Wai and I! Look at my face!! It’s the best indicator to show how hot the weather is! And he is perfectly cool because he didn’t go under the sun! ._.

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And we pranked Prakash on April’s Fool. Like this, Matthew was bugging us [Sin Yee, Wei Qi, Yan Yee and I] to dedicate a song for 50 cents. So we refuse. And he kept on bugging us non-stop until an idea sparked up in my mind to prank Prakash :D.

To: Beautiful Samantha [6AF]

From: Prakash [6AE]

Song: E019 [Crush by David something something]

Message: All this while I have a crush on you. Really, I love you for disturbing me everyday.

Idea by Samantha.

Paid by Sin Yee.

Supported by Meow Wei Qi.

And we waited anxiously for our song turn by ensuring that Prakash is always at the 6AE station and constantly listening to the music eventhough we hate that particular song.

Finally, the DJ [Harvinth], reads it this way:

Okay, this song is from SAMANTHA to PRAKASH with the message bla bla bla…

We are all like whatttttttttt?! And Prakash didn’t hear it somemore! So I ran to the DJ and told him to reread it again and he calls me crazy for dedicating a song to myself -____-

HELLO! WE WANT TO PRANK PRAKASH LA! -____-

Prakash happy face! And Prakash, thank you for the song !! Well, he was shocked la of course and kept on defending himself that he didn’t dedicate a song to me with such a message.

Haih, Prakash, don’t la be so shy!

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At the end of the day, Pui Yee, Ai Wei And Soon Peng decided to compete among themselves for the pail, water and sponge game.

Pui Yee. Pui Yee and Ai Wei are a team 😀

Soon Peng!

Pui Yee and Ai Wei won in the end! Not because they have 2 person in a team la. Because a girl poured away Soon Peng’s water a little each time he ran back to the pail! Haha! And poor Soon Peng didn’t even know that his water was poured away until we told him about it!

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And finally, the villain of the day:

The flour villain.

Victim #1, Sin Yee

Victim #2, Wei Qi.

The flour villain and victim #3.

The flour villain’s plan backfired when he tried to attack victim #4, Sharon 😀

Moral of the story: What goes around comes around .

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And the best photo of the day…

There is always light in every dark situation! 😀

And lastly,

HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY KHS! 😀