Note: Rants ahead.
I love you.
I really, really do.
Do you know something? Do you know how when someone that you hates began to be nice to you and then you decided to give that person a chance to change and then you realized that, that person is still the same old mean person.
Don’t you feel like slapping that person upside down?
Have you ever had a teacher, whom everyone hates that particular teacher so, so much to the extend one of her ex-student wanted to kirim salam to her and ask her bila mau mati and not apa khabar?
Have you ever felt so angry with a teacher that you rather stand for 1 hour for her whole lesson and to even have the guts to walk out of her class and not enter her class at all?
Have you ever been so piss off with a teacher to the extend you dare to show your tulan face to her and roll your eyes in front of her because she is so rude to you?
Have you EVER had a teacher who wanted to FAIL her students in exam? 🙂
Have you ever had a teacher who is never satisfied with everything that you do? Have you ever had a teacher who is so bloody unreasonable to the extend you feel like strangling her?
Have you ever had a teacher whom everyone hates that they don’t even feel bad when they are insulting her? 🙂
6BE/2008, 6AF/2009 and Pikachu, you know who is this particular teacher :).
This post is about a teacher. A teacher of mine who had pissed off me yesterday and my friends today. Do you know why? This particular teacher, she taught me a certain subject last year for a few months and then, 6 of us transferred to another class [long story] because we really, really hate her and she is the ONLY reason why Pikachu decided to change class.
And so, the 6 of us are happy without her. Yes, life is bloody good without her. This year, she was assigned to my class *shrieks*. And do you know that, the moment our class teacher, Madam Chang announced that she was our subject teacher, the 6 of us groaned and screamed like this:
Madam Chang: And your ___ teacher is Puan ___
Ex-6BE: HAH? *WTF face expression*
Madam Chang: Any problem?
Ex-6BE: No… no… *mumbles, curse and swear*
6BF: Why? What’s wrong with that teacher?!
Ex-6BE: Neh, the teacher that we hate last year ah, she very bla bla bla. REALLY WAN! YOU SEE LA LATER!!
And honestly, at that time, I wished that Pikachu was there so that I can snap down his wtf face expression. So, that teacher entered our class and she was nice, so fine, I went around telling Sin Yee and Wei Qi about her being so bloody polite to us and they both said:
Now is the beginning only~~ Later you see la~ She will tunjuk belang wan~ She where got so good wan~~ Impossible la~
Then I went and tell Kamal about she being nice to us and his respond was:
WTF you are not kidding me? Ah, you’ll see later.*The signature laugh*
-.-”’… And IT’S SO TRUE!!! Bloody bitch.
Last week, she gave us an essay. So I didn’t do it. I can’t do it. I was sick and was on medicine that sends me to sleep and everyone knows that I’m sick because I practically break the silence during assembly with my coughing and flu. So I’m a star for a week. And every single one knows that I’m sick because I have packets of tissues with me and I refuse to shake hand with anyone because I’m sick [hand got germs la from the flu].
And of course, I didn’t do her work. So yesterday, she made us seperate our tables and arrange them like we are having exam and she return the 11 essays that she received and asked them to REDO! You know why redo?! Because she say they write horribly and wanted them to redo.
I’m sure they curse and swear la. Then those who did not pass up, Leong and I, are made to stand for her whole lesson [30 minutes] and bloody hell, in NS I stood for 3 hours straight without water and let me tell you this, 30 minutes of standing is NOTHING to me compared to my 3 hours in NS.
So fine, then I did do the stupid essay [well, Meow, don’t say a word about it] and when I put it on her table, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DID THIS BLOODY BITCH SAID!! She said:
Bila saya bagi kerja hari ini, kamu kena hantar hari ini juga. Sekarang mereka buat pembetulan, you hantar sekarang, you tandalah sendiri. Saya tak akan tanda. *Repeats again* Saya tak akan terima kerja rumah yang dihantar lewat. *Repeats again*Bla bla bla…
I was tulan like anything ok >=( ! Fine, I am wrong for not doing her work, but, let me tell you this, the reason why I am so tulan with her is because she is using her power as a teacher to bully us, the students; or at least, she made me/us felt bullied :).
And oh, let me tell you all how she marks essays :). For example, you conclude your essay this way:
… Sains dan teknologi penting untuk perkembangan sektor pertanian.
Then your friend copied your ending, exactly the same one, like this:
…Sains dan teknologi penting untuk perkembangan sektor pertanian.
And you know what, she marks you wrong and marks your friend correct 😀 =D What a wonderful teacher.
Today, she gave another work where we must write some 50 words thingy and yes, how long is 50 words?!
So, there are a few friends in the class who shared a piece of paper [they cut it and share la] ’cause they don’t want to waste paper. When they hand in to her, right in front of everyone, she said that she will not accept tiny papers as homeworks and that a lecturer will throw the paper away la bla bla bla
Omg *jumps* you should’ve seen her bloody hell lanci face I tell you!! -.-” Then she made my friends to staple their paper on a new piece of foolscalp paper. And today is the very first time, I saw the two person sittin in front of me looking so bloody pissed off.
And oh well, after she left, you know what happen 🙂
And let me tell you this, Madam Chang might be a teacher that most students do not like, but I personally respected her and liked her a lot because she is a very good teacher whom if you approach her to clear your doubts on any questions, she will answer you happily 🙂
Yes, she may be the most fierce teacher that I’ve ever seen and a teacher that have scolded us the most and worst of all. But still, she doesn’t makes us hate her, in fact, she made me like her a lot :).
And phewww, I feel so much better now after ranting about that bloody teacher! 😀