Got this meme from Su Ann 🙂
In National Service, after playing Flying Fox [OMG OMG I JUMPED FROM 20 FEET HIGH!!! *shrieks*] and after speaking in front of the whole class and the whole camp 😀
1) When my whole dorm [except some people of course] misunderstood and began to shout stupid things at me because my bloody asshole ketua dorm.
2) When my teacher said something in class… =|
The Most Afraid
When I saw what I should not see and heard what I should not hear.
When my BLOODY ASSHOLE KETUA DORM spin up the biggest lie ever about the pail and toiletries story! Yes I know it’s bloody bloody ridiculous, like wtfall who wants to fight over pails and toiletries? Oh I do! You know why, because I will not have people using my pail when I’m soaking my clothes!
This is the whole story. After 2 days in NS, I went back for a 5 days holidays of Easter and when I’m back to the camp again, it so happen that they have rules in the dorm. Okay, fine, I’m FINE with rules as long as they are bloody reasonable [like you don’t ban pencils and rulers in a school okay].
So the rule in my dorm is that, all pails, shampoos, body bath, face cleanser stuffs and all MUST be put in the toilet. I went like wtfall, if I put it in the toilet, do you think people will not take and use? 🙂 No, I don’t mean anyone is greedy or what, but it’s just you know la, some people 🙂
So I refused, I only put my water scooper and pail in the toilet and I chuck in the rest of my stuffs into my locker [THAT’S THE USE OF A LOCKER!]. This bloody asshole ketua dorm asked me why I did not put my toiletries in the toilet. I stared at her and told her that I don’t like it. And the most wtfall thing was she asked me why I did not put my soap powder in the toilet and I told her straight that people might take and use.
Then YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?! She went around telling the whole dorm and practically the whole camp that I was so bloody protective of my stuffs that I am so afraid that people will steal them, like wtfall. Yes, I am afraid of people taking my things but you must remember, shampoos and all are NOT CHEAP.
So about the pail. Constantly I put my bra and all in the pail to indicate DO NOT USE MY PAIL. Because I don’t bloody like people using my stuffs without permission [unless you are the best friend of course!] and I don’t like finding my bra and all in someone clothes dirty water >=( .
This bloody asshole told me that it’s teacher’s instruction so I was like oh okay. Then I didn’t bother her until I went and ask teacher and teacher said NO SUCH THING!! I confronted her again and she say the other teams tak faham bahasa and all those kind of shit and began to ignore me. In one meeting, I brought up the topic and bloody hell, she spin up a story again, like this:
Sam, saya tak cakap tak boleh letak bawah katil. Saya orang yang kemas dan tak suka tengok baldi-baldi di bawah katil. Saya tak kata kompeni [team] lain tak faham bahasa. Apalah awak ni Sam, kenapa awak asyik nak reka cerita tentang saya? Kenapa you tak suka saya sangat?? Apa yang saya telah buat terhadap awak?
AND SHE PRETENDS TO WEEP!! WTFALL, bloody asshole hypocrite.
The Most Thankfully Surprised
When people actually clap for me after the speech =O
The Most Tulan (Annoyed)
Well… I would prefer to not mention this as I am going to write about the people that I’m seeing everyday. There are three events actually. I’ll mention next year or end of this year after STPM, promise 🙂
The Most Regretted
When that guy that he was a nice guy and turns up to be one of the most bloody annoying guy ever.
The Most Stressed
The day before SPM results!! And no questions!!!
The Most Self-Satisfied
When Aliff a.k.a. Mr. Latex thinks that I’m innocent *Halo appears* 😀 And of course, miss calling Ee Hahn and Wei Qi during class and watch them jump ’cause they are asleep!! Hahahahahahahaha! 😀 😀
The Most Embarassing
The event in the canteen with Kamal -____- No, I bet he don’t remember it -_____- !! It’s like this, I was eating and Kamal came over, pestering me about my SPM results and then:
Kamal: Sam, do you think I’m handsome *muka tembok*
Kamal: Eh tell la what you got for SPM? I got __A’s and how about you? Eh tell la don’t la so bad. Bla bla bla… Eh, am I handsome? *Muka prasan*
Me: *Wtfall* No, you are not handsome.
Kamal: Apa? You say what?
Me: I mean *blush* I think you are ok! BUT I THINK I’M PRETTIER?! =D
Next table: *Stares*
The Most Shocked
My first day of school in KHS. Heellllllloooooo! When you walk in the gate you see prefects with handphones?!
The Most Confused
The love thingy at Sepang. Till now, I still would like to know the actual answer!! =(
The Most Excited
The day I pranked everyone about the Head Prefect thingy :D…
Ok. I tag:
a) Ee Jane
b) Ching Yin
c) Ai Leng [SOMETHING FOR YOU TO UPDATE ON YOUR BLOG!!]
d) Kean Jie
e) Ee Hahn
f) Everyone! 😀
To all January Babies:
a) Chui San
Happy Birthday!! 🙂 ❤