Note: You may not understand this post unless you know me personally. This post content might be a little confusing as I want avoid certain people to know about my whereabouts now.
Dearest friends 😀
I’m back temporary as some of you may know. Just temporary =D but I’m pretty sure that all of you miss me very, very much! Haha 😀 Glad to have me back temporary?! =p
Anyway, when I’m on my way home yesterday, I planned a story carefully in my mind to prank my close friends or just, whoever who decided to talk to me on MSN [Sorry guys =p]. And here’s how the story goes, if anyone who asks me why am I online at this time, this is what they will get [Just the story outline :D]:
I met a guy on the bus. And then we talked throughout the whole journey and in the bus, he told me that he likes me and I told him that everyone likes me because I’m so likable. And so, we became best friends. When we reach our destination, again, he told me that he likes me and again I gave him the same answers.
After unpacking our stuffs, we went to the canteen alone and decided to talk. After talking for 2 hours plus, the security guard then came and told us that girls and boys cannot sit alone together and heck, we got the FIRST warning.
Later that evening, we decided to talk openly at the basketball court, and again, we are caught. So there comes the SECOND warning. Later that night, when I was refilling my bottle water at the water cooler, he came [‘cause he asked me in SMS what am I doing]. He hold my hand this time and told me that he likes me. And I gave him the same answer again while trying to pull his hand away. And then, someone saw us and yea, we got the THIRD warning [Note: Third warning = kick out].
And so, I have a total of 35 respondents =p and I would like to award four friends for:
The Most Interesting Answer: Heng Carson, Derek
The Cutest Answer Of All: Yeo Ching Yin
The Funniest Reply: Atty
Respondents who believed my story:35
Respondents who know that something is fishy and yet they still believe me: 16
Respondents who thinks that there is a computer and Internet service at that place: 15
Respondents who requested me to webcam: 7
Respondents who asked me personal details for confirmation: 5
Respondents who are confused: 35 !! Hahaha! 😀
Respondents who are very, very shock: 23
Respondents who give very, very boring answers: 5
Respondents who hesitated to say hie to me: 11
Respondents who thinks that someone else is using my account:13
Respondents who thinks that I killed someone with a gun:3
And therefore went and check the news: 1
Respondents who asked me out for a drink: 1
Respondents who selamba-ly answer me on the phone initially and then proceed to HAR!! and WHATTT?! later on :10
Respondents who believe that I’m going for a court case because of this: 5
There some people who give extremely boring answers as well -_- But let’s not mention them! Here are parts of the best answers that I love the most:
Me: Here’s the truth. -on webcam-
Ee Jane: EH?!?!?! Err… What are you doing at home?
Wei Qi: Hihi?
Wei Qi: I thought you left already?
Me: Did I???
Wei Qi: In your blog?
James: WTH are you doing here?!
Me: ONLINE? 😀
James: WT*? –sword emoticon- Show yourself!
Me: 😀 ??
Andrew: Umm? Coffee later?
Me: I was kicked out la what else…
Ching Yin: HAH?! What happen? How come can kena kick out one?!
Me: -Bla bla bla-
Ching Yin: YOR! THEN HOW?!
Carson: Ehh??? I though you left??
Me: Don’t mention it anymore. Damn malu nak cakap.
Carson: It’s okay lor. You don’t have to tell if you don’t wanna :D. But I still want to know T_T
Me: =( Sure… Since you are so nice to me… -bla bla bla- Then he’s not so good looking but very nice to bully just like you
Carson: <_<|| Excuse me.
Me: Sorry, please excuse me =( I’m damn emo now.
Carson: You can emo-ly continue now =’(
Derek: I take it as you are not Samantha right?
Me: I am.
Derek: Eh? I thought you are in your hostel now? How you manage to online one?
Derek: Ooooo. No wonder. Your phone?
Atty: ?? There got Internet ke?
Me: Yea. They finally improved leh.
Atty: Well… I’m surprised!!!
Me: Yes, yes, you should be surprised!! 😀 No la, actually I was kicked out =(
Atty: You use gun to kill people ke? =O
After I told him that I kid [I told him fake stories =p] for two times, he finally said, YOU KID SOMEMORE I DON’T WANT TO TALK LIAO!