Monthly Archives: January 2008

You Know You Are From The Cashiering Department On The Star

You know those Friendster bulletion board and E-Mails that you receive with the title You Know You Are A Malaysian When?

Yes, you know that. So here’s mine, entitled You Know You Are From The Cashiering Department On The Star When…

1. You know all the FAQ by customers.

All time FAQ by customers are as follow:

a) Where to register for the Star card ah?

And your reply is always, “Oh, Customer Service.”Customers will then proceed to turn their head to the back, while pointing their finger at the Customer Service office, asking, “That one ah?” and your answer is always, “Yes, that one.”

b) EH! Not 3 ikat of sayur for 99 cents meh?! Why is it 1.50 one?! or EH! Not 8 oranges/apples for 5.99 meh?! Why 7.20 one?!

And you will look up, explaining to them about how the screen cannot show promotion items and that they can refer to the receipt. Customers will then look confuse and they will eye on you suspiciously, as if you want to cheat their money and then you will proceed to ignore them and start to curse and swear if they come with a full trolley.

When the receipt is finally printed out, customers will check the receipt to see if what you say is true and when they realized that you never cheat them, they smile and walk away. And you will smirk behind them ’cause you are correct =p.

c) Apply for Star card must pay ah?

Cashier: Yes. Must pay RM10.

Customer: *Muka terkejut* WHAT? RM10 AHHH?? The card got what use ahhh?

Cashier: Oh… to collect points lo…

Customers: Then?!

Cashier: Then you exchange for some thing laaaaa. Ha-ha…

Customers: HAH? Worth it or not wan orh? Exchange for what ah??

Cashier: Err, don’t know?

And then the next question by customer, kindly refer to Part 1 a).

2. You feel like bringing your CD collection to the Star

Because they record the radio play and replay it a dozen times a day that you can even memorize the lyrics and can even sing along and you can’t hear the same song ever again [even if it’s your favourite song].

The supermarket music and music section song clashes together that you don’t know which one to listen to and you talk about how you want to bring your whole CD collection or the songs in your computer for the Star to use because:

December Music List:

a) The whole album of Love Songs Collection II

b) The whole of Westlife Coast To Coast Album

c) Christmas songs

d) The recorded radio play

e) Farm’s Best advertisement on radio [Everybody loves Farm’s Best -________-]

January Music List:

a) Chinese New Year songs -_____- Everyyyy singleeee dayyyyy [supermarket song]
b) Pussycat Dolls whole album [music department]

c) The Ginvera Green Tea Shower Scrub and Bio Essence advertisement on radio.

Everyday the same one okay??

3. You will feel whacking the big screen TV for replaying the same advertisement over and over again.

a) F&N Sweetened Milk advertisement

There is a scene of a little girl on the dining table with her teddy bear and her mum at the back, cooking.

Girl: Hari ini, saya nak masak kari ayam, buat air bandung dan PUDING! [Today, I want to cook chicken curry, make ‘air bandung’ and pudding!]

Teddy bear: -No respond-

Girl: Uh-oh! Terlupaaaaa saya! [Uh-oh! I forgot!]

And she runs to her mother.

Girl: Nak beli susu boleh mama? [Mum, I want to buy milk.]

Mum: Boleh sayang. [Of course my dear]

And her mum opens the cupboard and take out a can of F&N sweetened milk for her -_____________-.

b) The Massage Chair advertisment

Old man: This massage chair ah, very comfortable la. I don’t understand our children you know. Why ah, when talk about comfort hor, they only think about their mum? Actually dad also need a massage chair like this one ma.
Old woman: Ooo, you jealous la now?

Old man: No la. Now our children are already successful, I’m contented.

Then the daughter will come in the scene.

Daughter: Dad, you are the best.

-__________________-!! And this two advertisement will replay again and again as long as you are in the supermarket.

4. You groan when you get counter 11, 12 and 10.

There’s a few reason, one of them is because you will never get to sit but to stand all day long. To add on, counter 11 is a bit cacat-ed because you have to key in password to undo your previous step and for counter 12, you have to slam the cash box cover really hard or else it will open up again like those box with a boxer hand in. And not to forget, counter 10 make funny sounds like this – TIT TIT TIT!!! suddenly when you are scanning halfway and then, everyone will look at you and so, it’s not a bad thing after all, ’cause you are THE STAR for a few seconds.

5.Β  You know all this:

a) 070000878 – code for the spinach/kangkung/sawi. 1 is for 50 cents. 3 is for 99 cents. If you take 2, it’s for RM1. Don’t waste your 1 cent. Take one more even if you don’t need it just to save the 1 cent. You can choose to either feed your pet or to decorate your living hall.

b) 100002569 – telur ayam gred c

c) 59001 – mee kuning

d) 59002 – kueh teow

e) 59003 – mee tikus

f) 070000049 – bawang putih 500g

g)Β  55001 – mushroom segar ! haha πŸ˜€

h) 010001458 – bihun Bintang

i) 010008939 – Desa Mauripan Instant Yeast

6. You start to complain when you have to eat your lunch at 2 p.m.

Simple. What is left are the leftovers :D.

Now people on the Star, tell me how true can this get


Happy New Year!!! :D

The start off of my New Year’s post is a me-me. And I tag everyone who’s reading this to do this me-me! πŸ˜€

1. What did you do in 2007 that you’d never done before?

First ride ever on the motorbike with Xiao Lan speeding along the road, sat for Sijil Perompak Malaysia [SPM] and survived, tried J. Co Donuts [and they are damn good :D], received the sacrament of confirmation, went into the exam hall during trials with only tips information from the SMS the night before trials in hand :D… and went to Wei Sy and Wei Qi’s house πŸ˜€

Confirmation 2007

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

Well, I don’t remember if I made any new year’s resolution :D… Maybe I did make one before I sleep but I don’t remember them πŸ˜€

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?


4. Did anyone close to you die?

-Touch wood-

5. What countries did you visit?

I wish I could list down at least 5.

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?

Canon Ixus 850 IS [now replaced by 860 IS], an awesome DSLR camera, more clothes, more shoes, more bags, to be more hardworking [I am seriously lacking of this!], more freedom πŸ˜€ and I don’t remember =p

7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

16th March 2007 – Because of the red icing wordings on my birthday cake and the lovely dinner.

5th November 2007 – Where Zaharah cried and we took a photo of her crying πŸ˜€

26th November 2007- The end of my suffering for 13 years.

Goodbye SPM

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

Took more crazy photos than last year :D, realizing what matters the most and realizing who are my true friends πŸ™‚

9. What was your biggest failure?

Nothing :).

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?

11. What was the best thing you bought?

Everything! πŸ˜€

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?

No one.

14. Where did most of your money go?

Best friends, please don’t reveal hor :D… Pretend that suddenly you all suddenly hilang ingatan when you are reading this :D… Thank you πŸ˜€ Your co-operation is greatly appreciated πŸ˜€

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?

Anything interesting.

16. What song will always remind you of 2007?

True Colours by Maggie Reilly

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer?

a) Happier

b) Thinner

c) Richer πŸ˜€ and that’s the best part of all πŸ˜€

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?

Studying -_________-

Goodbye books.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?

Spending my time dreaming and chatting when I can actually study -_________-

20. How did you spend Christmas?

In church, family reunion dinner and got some surprises πŸ™‚

21. Did you fall in love in 2007?

Does falling in love with Lee Hom counts?

22. What was your favorite TV program?

Ghost Whisperer

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?

Nope. Banish all hatred.

24. What was the best book you read?

School books. Chemistry[Electrochemistry], Physics [Concave lens, damn cool wei!], Biology [Oogenesis! haha], Add Maths [At maximum point, dydx = 0. Clap la ’cause I still remember :D]. No la, kidding la, it’s actually Can You Keep A Secret by Sophie Kinsella.

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?

That I can actually sing along when I know the song that is playing on the radio.

26. What did you want and get?

A job, more friends, bags, clothes, shoes and to say goodbye to SPM forever.

27. What did you want and not get?

Canon Ixus 850 IS, an awesome DSLR camera, an A1 in my Add Maths for the JPS test, the very lovely orange dress

28. What was your favorite film this year?

Err, I forgot if I actually watch any film in the year 2007 -___-, maybe I did, but I don’t remember it now.

29. What did you do on your birthday and how old were you?

Great dinner, some surprises and I’m 17.

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

Getting a Canon Ixus 850 IS.

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?


32. What kept you sane?

Canon Ixus 850 IS, interesting stuffs, shopping, Lee Hom, new clothes, new shoes, new bags, good books, good food

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?

Lee Hom πŸ˜€

34. What political issue stirred you the most?

35. Who did you miss?

Everyone in school and everyone on the Star who quitted 😦

Class of 2006

36. Who was the best new person you met?

Kwan Yann Way, Leong Wai Mun, Brian Fam, Wan Chui Sen [Dear Dorine :D], Xiao Lan, Chris, Hafiz, Yap Chee Kheng, Jong Wei [My darling baby boy πŸ˜€ No la, kidding la. Ha-ha-ha!] Ah Onn. Sorry la, too many =p

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007.

Don’t be lazy. [All 2008 Form 5, don’t be lazy :D… Bak pepatah kata, malas adalah racun yang paling berbisa. Chewah, salah don’t la marah, I main-main je =p]

Blessed new year everyone πŸ™‚